This had me laughing out loud! And oh my, the ending line "will snort you under the table" . . . so good! Also, I absolutely remember those moments of crying and shaking with silent laughter in church, although in my case, the more specific memory was a testimony bearer whose nose was running profusely as he wept at the pulpit, and he kept licking the snot from his upper lip, I kid you not.
This had me laughing out loud! And oh my, the ending line "will snort you under the table" . . . so good! Also, I absolutely remember those moments of crying and shaking with silent laughter in church, although in my case, the more specific memory was a testimony bearer whose nose was running profusely as he wept at the pulpit, and he kept licking the snot from his upper lip, I kid you not.
This had me laughing out loud! And oh my, the ending line "will snort you under the table" . . . so good! Also, I absolutely remember those moments of crying and shaking with silent laughter in church, although in my case, the more specific memory was a testimony bearer whose nose was running profusely as he wept at the pulpit, and he kept licking the snot from his upper lip, I kid you not.
Lol, was it Dad? Dying over here...
This memory is priceless!