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LeeAnn Pickrell's avatar

I once wrote an Ode to Kitchen Gadgets, which I’ll post here. It’s quite silly. I love your poem.

Ode to Kitchen Gadgets

It began

with monkey peeler

an orange monkey

arms outstretched

holding a blade

instead of

a banana

It peels

the skin from carrots

of apples

or pears

sliced with

the eight-blade

slicer corer divider

A flower

blossom of fruit

But the obsession began

with the Hutzler 571

banana slicer

yellow curved

to match that

just peeled banana

the saver of marriages

of shattered dreams

The plastic onion to hold

my half leftover

onions and tears

Or the lemon

to hold the slices

I used to save

in baggies

found weeks later

mashed and moldy

on the bottom

of the fruit drawer

Plastic pepper holders in

red and yellow

and orange

I’ve even mixed

the colors red pepper

in orange

yellow in red

and there I find them

in the refrigerator

perched proudly

on the shelf

proclaiming

their identity

next to Butter Cutter

butter enshrined

with each click

a perfect pat

Kitchen gadgets

plastic gods to

ease the way

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Rebekah Jensen's avatar

Here's some sister-trippy s&*#... I completely forgot your original post, but for days remembered that I was supposed to write a poem about kitchen utensils. Only now when I got ready to post it did I see all the parallels with your poem. It was inspired by my beaters, thinking of them as separate entities from my handheld mixer.

.

You don’t go looking for trouble

but will throw down when pushed,

whipping the toughs until they buckle

and fawn. Your thirst

is not for blood (never a drop)

but for emulsification.

.

What better bowl could there be

than all of us reduced to satin?

My ego is a lump about to be

dashed, then born again

as flour that freely surrenders.

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